World Cup, World Shmup

***Bolero--music to my Eros.

I once had a romantic interlude with a young lady to that piece...
Sadly, it was over before the music became barely audible.

*** Take my publshing company---PLEASE!!

*** Man walks up to another man asks "Can ya help me out buddy, I haven't had a bite in three days. Man answers, "Yeah I used to be corporate management also!!"

*** I think men shop like the way they screw--- "Get in--Get what you want---and get out as fast as possible!"

*** I had a very dumb wingnut uncle--- He was arrested for making threats on JFK's life in 1964.

*** Update: Still reigning

World Champion Stupidest Commercial Ever'


(Drum Roll):

'The cat litter that smells so nice that even your cat won't be able to find it!!' --
(The parent company's main money must be invested in paper towel!)

*** A Vatican newspaper reports in it's entertainment section that Justin Bieber's all the rage with his Pontiff and the School of Cardinals!

*** You might say BP had been cutting corners on its construction costs---a blow up from the underwater camera revealed the words Made in Upper Volta on the demolished regulator.

That company's getting desperate---they put a message on the bottom of the camera screen "Amounts of Oil Lost Will Seem Much Greater Than it Actually Is---Scientific studies reveal that the camera puts an extra 50,000 barrels on a Leakage"