*** Tyler Perry is currently producing a tender movie about his childhood, "I Remember Yo Mama".
*** BP, trying to make lemonade from a lemon, has announced that it will soon begin producing the popular dietary supplement Fish Oil.
*** I knew I was destind to have mental problems---I was born by C-Section 8!!
*** BP has ordered dozens of Kevin Costner's oil-water separating devices. If successful , Costner said "I expect nor want any honors or compensation.
Think of it as my apology to the public for Waterworld!
The One Liners #365
15 years ago
1 comment:
I have the same complaint about Amazon. I lost a bunch of books in the Amazon when they fell into some quicksand.
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