*** Talk is that real-time camera focused on the oil gusher is getting so many hits that a major network is considering picking it up for a Reality Show next season.
*** Well, my Hot to Trot niece, Sultrina has embarrassed us once again---Seems a young gent kneeled before her in a restaurant and proposed marriage---"Yes!! Yes!!" she squealed with delight, "...and Hon, while you're down there...!!"
*** Insiders report that BP CEO, Tony "I want my life back!" Hayward was so miffed at the way Congress treated him that he vowed the money he'll bribe them with next year would be cut by 60%!
*** "Comrade, add an Hour!! Get it!! Comrade add an hour...", jut don't track, I guess...
*** I still can't figure out why that soap I invented, Jewish Summer never took off!
*** "Toy Story" ---big deal. I mean every kid's toys talked, right??...I mean, didn't they?..."
The One Liners #365
15 years ago
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