*** Now I find out---my shrink said I could have claimed my wife as a co-dependent on my taxes!!
*** Reportedly General McChrystal already has his farewell speech written, concluding with "Old soldiers never die, they just go on to write books, make speeches and become analysts on TV news".
*** But, this guy---he's expected to run the war in Afghanistan but he seems to lack even the modicum of "judgment" required not to shoot from the hip to a reporter from Rolling Stone??
*** These "reality shows", with their pitting people in competition in any and all areas of endeavor is outa hand!
I mean "Suicide Superman"??---features five suicide hotline operators timed to see which one can most quickly talk a person threatening self-destruction safely out of it!!"
*** That Betty White, huh?? Where's this kid been??
*** And the Vatican has placed the film ""The Blues Brothers" on its approved viewing list.
Said one Vatican spokesman, "The Pontiff feels that lessons in breaking traffic laws, and initiating a massive, catastrophic vehicular free-for-all in a shopping mall is exactly what our Savior had in mind!"
The One Liners #365
15 years ago
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