*** Hewlett-Packard to cut 9,000 jobs---workers to get their pink printouts.
*** BP confirms Bob Dudley in key Gulf clean-up role--Will Dudley Do Right??
*** "U.K. jet passengers stuck on Conn. tarmac for hours"--hey, coulda been worse---they were supposed to go to Newark!
*** "Bin Laden hunter on his way back to U.S"--- forgot to obtain hunting license.
*** "ACLU Urges Jacksonville to Stop Prayers"--- Hey, c'mom---the Jaguars need all the help they can get!
*** "Adolf Hitler got special treatment in prison according to new documents found near Munich"---guards dressed him and tied his shoelaces in little nazis.
*** "Europe austerity moves boost risk of rift with United States"--that'll be novel!
*** "Crews battle 10,000-acre wildfire in Arizona"---Right-Wing group blames sparks kicked up by Mexican Hat Dance!
*** World's richest people grew richer during 2009 recession"---well, can ya believe that!!
***" "4th-century images of Apostles Peter and Paul found in tomb"--- archaeologists puzzled at missing Mary image.
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The One Liners #365
15 years ago
2 comments:
Oh, you sassy bitch, you! Great pic!
The Bin Laden hunter's real problem was actually finding him. Once he got there, he noticed that they all look alike.
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