*** After a successful procedure in Prague to implant a human embryo in a man, the doctor proudly exclaimed "The Czech is in the male!"
*** I think I need a lawyer--- It may be a bad sign when your wife makes you sign a quit claim deed to the bed!
*** I told my wife that someone said my book was a phenomenon"---she said, So what? So is leprosy?"
*** Obama to BP "Can we check your oil?"
*** The bread in our local grocery could be fresher---when people in our town break bread, they have to break bread!!
*** I have no trouble understanding the recent incidents of Staten Island ferries crashing into their docks on the Manhattan side---I mean, have you ever been to Staten Island??
The One Liners #365
15 years ago
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