June, Spoon, Moon, Bassoon

*** I bought a cell phone from a Native-American store---it has smoke-puff waiting.

*** An all-dog musical tribute to the the Beatles is in the works-- working title, "Yelp!!"

*** There's a SAFE SEX manual geared toward chess players called "Check and Mate".

*** The bread in our local grocery could be fresher---when people in our town break bread, they have to BREAK bread!!

*** I love the old standard, "She Married the Boy Living Under her El train stop, But People Said She Married Below Her Station"