*** Smart ass club owner in town!!--he advertised my gig there as a Two Laugh Maximum!
*** I just read the memoirs of a hospital attendant, Long Day's Gurney into Night.
*** Cut to the quick!! I asked my wife what one song she thought would
sum up our lovemaking. She said without pause, "One Moment in Time"!
*** Concerned, I asked my shrink if making me "normal" would impair my sense of humor. He said "Ah!! That's the objective!!"
*** Hunter's theme song, "Many a Deer Has to Fall"
*** Looks like my book's a runaway best seller---every time the publisher approaches a retailer, he runs away!!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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