"Britain Has 'Hung Parliament' For First Time in Decades"---and don't think the ladies in the balcony haven't taken notice!
"Lettuce Recalled after E.Coli Outbreak in 3 States" --well, it might help if we knew the disease's first name!
"Crews Maneuver Huge Box Over Oil Spill Well"--- what's that crazy David Blaine up to now??
"'Zombie Satellite' Wins First Round Against the Humans" "---wait a minute---I think I saw that movie---Richard Carlson, right?!
"2 Ousted From Republican National Committee"---they were revealed to be practicing heterosexuals.
"Crocodile Kills NJ Woman Snorkeling in Indian Ocean"---man,talk about losing your bearings!!
The One Liners #365
15 years ago
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