*** Well, I'm doctor-shopping again. . I told my last one I was having a ringing in my ears---he gave me call-waiting.
*** There's a new magazine for bored housewives Better Homes and
Gardeners.
*** Then there was the jazz singer who was having voice problems. The doctor gave him a scatscan.
*** You have to say this for that old circus act, The Flying Wallendas---they always got their act done under the wire!
*** I think the Republicans deserve a solid round of applause for their compassionate response to the recent severe flooding in New England---how they got so many thouand lead-lined life-jackets to the victims so quickly is a marvel!
*** These days I am just thankful to have three square meals a day---but I am gettin' damn sick of frozen waffles and Sicilian pizza!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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Arnie! You have my condolences. Now, here's my major question: Were you able to save your copy of "Watermelon Season"?
Yes!!
Your book in DTS's were the first things I grabbed.
(Actually, while the fire comopletekly gutte the first floor, the second floor where Pam has all her art work and I have my books, CD's DVD's, etc,. was relatively uneffected.
As you can see, it may have affected my spelling!!
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