*** Well, I'm doctor-shopping again. . I told my last one I was having a ringing in my ears---he gave me call-waiting.
*** There's a new magazine for bored housewives Better Homes and
Gardeners.
*** Then there was the jazz singer who was having voice problems. The doctor gave him a scatscan.
*** You have to say this for that old circus act, The Flying Wallendas---they always got their act done under the wire!
*** I think the Republicans deserve a solid round of applause for their compassionate response to the recent severe flooding in New England---how they got so many thousand lead-lined life-jackets to the victims so quickly is a marvel!
*** These days I am just thankful to have three square meals a day---but I am gettin' damn sick of frozen waffles and Sicilian pizza!
*** Times are hard---I saw a restaurant critic holding a sign, "Will Eat Food for Work"!
*** Have you noticed that when you're on a cell phone talking to someone else on a cell phone, you constantly start talking at the same time, pause, and then do it again?
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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