*** I think James Taylor was very canny in a business sense not to specify whether North or South in his song Carolina in My Mind ---'yeah, I'll take the redneck dollars too!'
*** I hate it when people start haranguing me with "May I be so bold as to ask...?" They never give ya a chance to give permission!!They start off so polite and then they turn damn rude!!
*** I read about the dumb Mafia soldier in court---his lawyer said he had to get Writ of Habeas Corpus, so he went to the Greek neighborhood lookin' to whack the guy.
*** My poor career criminal Uncle Max---just a bad gene I guess---he always wanted top go to Penn State but he wound up in the State Pen.
*** What does not destroy me usually leaves me a trembling basket case.
*** You should see Open School Night in these here parts---the school parking lot looks like a Used Pickup Truck lot--- I never saw so many Confederate flags and Patriot for Palin stickers!!
*** Well, my nephew Egbert is in the psych ward again---seems he's been grave robbing in pet cemeteries to get squeeze toys!
*** Trivi Fact: Actress June Havoc held the world record for time spent Marathon Dancing during the Depression--3 and 1/2 months. While she was happy to win, she did not appreciate one reporter, who interviewed her after it was over, headlining his piece Reeking Havoc!
*** Speaking of Depressions, how long before one of the networks gives us Marathon Dancing with the Stars?
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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