Take That!!

*** Well, there goes my job teaching in the prison---I knew I shouldn't have given that student outdoor suspension!

*** Okay, that Justin Bieber sings pretty well, but it's a bit disconcerting to see a kid who looks like he doesn't have pubes yet goin' on about 'gettin' down with his hot mama!'

*** So, Erika Badhu made a video in Dallas' Dealey Plaza in which she strips off her clothes while singing and dancing and then ending it with her throwing her head back in the exact spot JFK received his head wound. And somewhere Joe Franklin weeps...
Nah, Miss Badhu was said to be highly miffed that there was not a second cameraman on the Grassy Knoll.

*** I caught late night George Lopez---I knew the Mexicans would get back at us for taking their land!!

*** FROM THE DUMBING OF AMERICA FILE: If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'!--I just got the IRS form to request an extension of time to file. The form itself is about three inches long and asks for about six pieces of rudimentary information---the instructions coming with it are close to FOUR PAGES long!!