Cleaning House

*** Does that song from Cabaret,"Tomorrow Belongs to Me" get requested much at Bar Mitzvahs?

*** I minored in that school of psychiatry that tended to blame the father for all neuroses suffered by his children; Pop Psychology.

*** If you're caught shoplifting at the convenience store, are you facing trial in a Kangaroo Court.

*** When I was a kid the bullies at the beach used to kick 90-pound weaklings in my face.

*** That fat shrink infuriated me when he did a cannonball into the pool, getting me soaked--- The wise ass then said I was showing "displaced anger"!

*** My Uncle Max is a bitter old bachelor---At a family dinner I commented on the food "Ah!! Manna from Heaven!". Maxie said,"Yeah, and women are from
hell!!".

*** The newly-formed "White Anti-Defamation League" has issued a condemnation of, among others, the TV characters Gracie Allen, Gomer Pyle, Edith Bunker, Joey Tribiani and Woody from Cheers as demeaning to Caucasians by suggesting they are dumber than a box of rocks.

*** When the producer watching the dailies saw the microphone continually encroaching into the top of the screen, he really lowered the boom on that
crew member.