Top Eleven Reasons I Hate Cell Phones!!

--- They're always breaking up---I call my phone Ed MacMahon!

--- The damn buttons are too small---the last one I bought came with a free magnifying glass.

--- Who needs a damn camera??---I tried to make a call one time and wound up taking 4 pictures of my shoes!!

--- Teenagers love 'em!! Case Closed!!

--- The friggin' stupid ringtones some people set!! I was at a funeral when a guy's cell started playing "Everything's Coming Up Roses"!!

--- It take 5 years of intense study at M.I.T. to fully understand all the damn thing's operations!!

--- They're expensive---I kept one in my pocket and I swear it was stealing my change!!

--- The batteries is always running low just when you're in the middle of a vital conversation.

--- They're fragile---they always fracture when you hurl them at a wall.

--- The damn thing's got a lotta gall asking me for my password to my own damn
mailbox!!

--- Ya can't angily hang up on someone---it just ain't the same making sure you push the right button firmly!!