Kicking the Clods Away!

***I heard an economist say our infrastructure's in the infra-red.
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*** A volcano in Iceland,, huh? That might be how a satisfied Viagara user might describe his experience.

I understand they flew some planes through the volcanic ash, and although some smoke got into the plane, it was not enough to seriously harm the passengers, plus, it made the airline food taste better!
One passenger stranded at Polish airport for close to a week said cheerily, "Hey! I was schedule to come right back her in 5 days anyway!!


*** I'm all for women rising above the glass ceiling---for one thing, the view will be great!!

I'm waiting that new touted HBO drama series concerning a young priest who is conflicted between pedaphilic impulses and his equally strong desire to be a true Christian---Yes, On May 3rd, 9 pm watch for !"Go Way Kid, You Bother Me

*** My Uncle Izzy like to brag tht he's a New York Times Bestseller..Yeah, right--he set a sales record when he hawked the paper in the streets!

*** Am I crazy or did I hear Sarah Palin say that "When the Martians found out that Obama was coming, they complained, 'We'll there goes the neighborhood!!'" ?