Monday Blue Mondays

* But frivolously,

The History of Capitalism-- over 400 years of the inexorable degrading, degenerative and destructive shift from creditor to debtor---but the comet has finally hit to take down these behemoth dinosaurs---will we crushed too when they fall?

But seriously... *** "News comes out of Washington"..."--and that's the trouble.

*** I just finished reading Tropic of Cancer---am now reading the introduction for a clue what it's about. I'll tell you this, Henry Miller was either a genius or crazy---or am I being redundant?

*** That damn Capital One---it ain't enough that we still owe those sock cuckers, but if I see a boorish barbarian asking me one more time "What's in your wallet?"...thanks to you, not much!!

*** The Country Music Awards were on last night---it's always interesting to see what new talent's come along since the last award show---three weeks ago!!

*** Meanwhile , at a Stand-Up Comic Convention in Altoona, there was an intense panel discussion on when exactly enough time will have passed before you can do 'Polish president in Plane Crash' jokes. It was also reported that the question of Haiti Earthquake material was still under a staute of limitation, but members will be kept updated. Meanwhile, Gilbert Gottfried who reportedly already has done extended bits on both incidents is being tracked down for questioning.

*** Thanks sweetie--my wife said I was the "wind beneath her skirt!"

*** Okay, politics aside, seriously, Republican congressional leader, Mitch McConnell---is that guy the very essence of a frightened looking man?---makes Don Knotts look like Perry Como.

*** New book about to hit the racks---memoir of the son of a highly promiscuous and uninhibited actress. Look for I Was Born Under a Wandering Star!"