"Obama predicts Americans will reach Mars within his lifetime"--well, going by the scores of death threats he gets every day, we better get movin'!!
"Pakistan failed to protect Bhutto or probe her death": Remember the good ol' days when governments at least had the decency to slap together some phony-baloney report?
"Insurers trying to shift costs to skirt health care reforms"---Remember when you were embarrassed by being in that ass-exposing hospital gown? You'll be remembering that as the good old days!!
"Immigration agents raid Arizona van"---take 19 gun-totin' rednecks into custody.
Study suggests brain can manage only 2 tasks at once---Term must now be changed to "Dual-tasker".---in a cost-saving measure all multi-taskers to get pink slip.
… "UF med:Are school lunches a national security threat?"---IMO, they have been since I was in grade school
"Goldman earns $3.3B in 1Q as fraud case looms (AP)"--- kinda like a rapist
asking the cops to wait at door till he finishes up.
"Divorce dilemma: Texas says gays can't get divorce (AP)" ---You cow-punchers just can't make up your mind! Can ya??
"Report: Fugitive director Polanski begs Obama for mercy"--- Obama answers "Okay, maybe Rosemary's Baby didn't suck that much!!"…
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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Actually, Obama was wishing that the Republicans would all go to Mars during his lifetime.
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