Son of Irving

Today's "If You Get This One You're in the 55 to 65 age group":


The Russian spy while living in America, didn't understand the idea of Daylight Savings---his fellow traveler told him "Comrade! Add an hour!!

*** One horse to the other in the paddock---" That Lucky Break over there pisses like Tom Hanks!!"

*** Losing billions of dollars a day because of the Icelandic volcano, the airlines announced they are confident they can restart operations right away after careful testing: of the ten planes that flew through the ash clouds, seven returned and landed safely!

*** Then there was the workaholic artist who painted himself into a coroner.

*** Salvador Dali was strolling down the street one day, when suddenly he witnessed a bank robbery. The police approached him and said, "Mr. Dali!. Can you describe the burglars??!!"
Dali said, "I can do better than that!! I'll go home and paint you a picture and get it to you later today!!"
Later that afternoon Dali went to the police station and proudly displayed his painting to them: a pair of glasses, a ladder, a fire hydrant and a lopsided grand piano.

*** Crowds can be tough--- I was doing my Glenn Close imitation from Fatal Attraction: "I Will Not be ignored!!" , when one guy loudly yelled "You wanna bet??!!"