The Moon and Six Packs

*** People tell me I'm aloof,--- anyway, at least that's what I thinkthey're saying??!

*** I'm currently doing a one man show in town--we're hoping for higher attendance!!

*** It's tough playing to the X and Y generation---they text message me on stage, "LOL".

*** Man calls the doctor, telling him his wife took an overdose of aspirins. The Doctor says, "Quick!! Give her a headache!!"

*** Because I was unemployed the Socialist Workers Party wouldn't let me
join!

*** Okay,take Keanu Reeves---please!!. I had the misfortune to see him in Sweet November, a Romantic Tragedy!!--a remake of a film that shouldn't have been made in the first place!
If this guy is not the worst actor ever to be on screen, than I'm Justin Bieber!

I mean, talk about wooden---I understand he's examined by a Termite Inspector once a year!

When he delivers his lines the words come out lying in state!

Nothing he says is believable. I wouldn't believe him if he told me water was wet!!
He has to be a member of that august acting family, the Reeves---his forebears, George and Steve .

The boom mic kept appearing in the shot---I now realize that it was because Reeves was so bad the mic guy was trying to give him a concussion!