Flotsam and the Jetsons

*** I guess when you finally get out of debt you're "dun done"!

*** My wife, though an attractive woman, has a self-image problem---I said to her,
"You feel like you really look like Phylis Diller, don't ya?"
She answered, "I only wish I was as thin as she is!"
I give up!!

*** Sarah Palin, in order to add a needed dash of "sophistication" to her unofficial bid for president, attended a Sotheby auction in London where she proudly showed off mime Marcel Marceau's Invisible Box which she had just paid 5 million dollars for.

*** Arizona's really cracking down on illegal immigrants.
I read they even took half the Cardinals baseball team in for questioning!

*** Tiger Woods, it was revealed, at the height of his tomcatting ways, it was revealed, used to brag of his endurance, but would say jokingly "That's the difference between golf and sex---in golf you wanna keep the number of your strokes down!!