*** Big Senate hearings goin' on--- criminals being grilled by their accomplices. ***
*** One consultant to the beleaguered Goldman Sachs CEOs rejected the latter's suggestions that they disarm the panel by appearing
in, not Brooks Brothers suits, but tattered rags---the consultant said ruefully, "You're gonna leave like that either way!"
*** In a shocking development, Goldman turned state's witness and accused Sachs of being the mastermind of the scam. "I beg you, your honor!!" he said. "I mean, lets just start with his name!!"
*** I mean , the CEOs have brass ones---during an intermission in the hearing they were trying to sell Sen. Carl Levin a "No Payments 'til 2011" mortgage.
*** I wouldn't say these guys were being grilled but they looked like sub-prime ribs!
*** But you could tell these senators were in deadly earnest---they probably all lost a bundle playin' ball with these slime balls!
The One Liners #365
15 years ago
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