Thursday, April 29, 2010

Footnotes from The Underground

*** With the disaster in the Gulf of Mexico shaping up to be the worst oil spill in recorded history, do you have the feeling that Obama's top advisor, Rahm Emanuel, is suggesting that he ease off on that push for off-shore drilling for a while?

*** I confessed to my wife that in a particular situation, I had been "cutting off my nose to spite my face"---she said, "You'd look better if it were the other way around!

*** "Keep your friends close--but keep your enemies closer"---the guy who said this was undoubtedly married.

*** I think the people who are being critical of Arizona lack a sense of Yuma!

*** I read that when Mussorgsky finished his opera he didn't think it was Gudonov.

*** In the wake of the Vatican scandals, a song has hit the Italian air waves that has Pope Benedict up in arms: Thank Heaven for Little Boys!"

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