---"Muslim Group Warns 'South Park' Writers"--- Irate over depiction of Mohammed in a bear suit. However, praise Cartman's "Untiring Jew-hatred!"
---"New tax on large banks picks up support in Congress"---"This way we get the money directly from them, instead of waiting for some lobbyist with a wad of bills!", raves one senator.
---"Computer 'brain games' don't make you smarter, study says"-- Sarah Palin note to self: "Cancel download of "Boggle"!
---"Third of U.S. teens with cell phones text 100 times a day"-- hey at least they're doing some writing!!
---"Legislature: Both sides claim victory in Florida"---deja vu all over again!
---"SEC Staffers Watched Porn as Economy Crashed"---well we knew they were a bunch of jerk-offs!
---"Chrysler reports $197 million in 1Q loss", cash balance grows ---oh, I see, it...WHAT??!!
---"Photos Queen Elizabeth's baby pictures unveiled as monarch turns 84"---so cute to see her sitting on her training Throne!
The One Liners #365
15 years ago
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