Here Comes the Sun---well it took ya long enough!!

*** I'm just naturally anxious--I'm self-taut!

*** Jewish Mafia?? That's like the Italian B'Nai Brith!

*** All this time I thought my crazy Uncle Izzy was a boss with a positive motivating attitude.
I obviously misunderstood when he'd constantly tell us how he "stroked his male staff till he got a satisfactory outcome"!!

*** Guy asked me if I was a Jew for Jesus, I said, "What, first we killed him---now I gotta be a member of his foundation?? Do I look like George Costanza??

*** I met my ex-wife on a Blind Date. The whole thing was a set up.

*** Another guy asked me if I wanted to be a Jehovah's Witness---I said "Hey, I didn't even see the accident??"

*** Congressman Massa from NY and Obama Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel
are going at it tooth and nail.
The resigning congressman's admitted to charges of sexually harassing his male staff, or "turning over another page", as crudely put by one commentator.
(It is also alleged but not confirmed that he made Afro-American staffers respond with "Yes Massa!!", when he summoned them.

*** Massa blames Rahm Emanuel for setting him up for political reasons, viz, to get rid of one Dem opponent of his boss's Healthcare Bill.
The ex-congressman called Rahm the "devil's spawn" and a man who would "sell his grandmother" and "tie his children to the front bumper of his car", to get his way.
Emanuel checked with his lawyers who advised him he had no basis for suing for slander.
Yup, this is a fight where no one has a dog.


*** I read that on Passover, Chinese-Jewish farmers light the manure.