Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Nickwogs and Polynacks

*** Bill Gates said in an interview that he replaced Window's last edition with "Seven", because "not enough people had VistaVision".

*** Hollywood insiders who know Tom Hanks say that, once all still-living World war II participants have passed away, he intends to purchase the conflict as his own "Intellectual Property".

*** How can I describe O'Neill's The Iceman Cometh--- the most depressing eight-part episode of Cheers imaginable.".

*** It remains cold in Florida---one pitcher in a major league Spring Training game was caught throwing a spitter when the ball arrived at the catcher's mitt covered in ice.

*** I find many French novels are much adieu about nothing.

*** Reportedly those in the meat industry were outraged when James Cameron's film failed to take best picture---they thought it was called Abattoir.

*** Sen. Harry Reid: "Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good.”--- underground rumblings and vibrations were reported at the Hyde Park Roosevelt family cemetery.

*** New social site for people who have trouble remembering names, "What's His Facebook?com"

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