Brain Dandruff

Is it true that American Psychiatric Associations' favorite song is Sweet Analyze?

New website for people who just want to be left alone: GetOuttaMyFacebook.com

We can tell it's almost St. Patty's day here! The grocery is trying to peddle its mouldy bread as a Holiday Special!

So they say just about everywhere you go these day you're on camera. So, I got one question: Where the hell's my residuals??

I love the recent weather pattern: If it ain't raining it's cold and if it ain't cold,it's raining.

I was watching a promo for the new HBO WW II series The Pacific. Tom Hanks gave a fascinating account of the tough negotiations between his production staff and the difficult body of water.
Hanks said he also nixed the original working title: "Oceans One"

One old horny goat here got in trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday---he was being questioned by the cops!