It's a great day for the Irish---and good god---didn't they deserve one!!

The New Revised Politically Incorrect Book of Irish Drinking Songs



"When Irish Eyes are Smilin', Then Chances Are Their Mouths are Full O' Beer".

"Has Anyone Here Seen Machine Gun Kelly?"

"For it was Mary, Mary---a name that goes just fine with John Smith"

"How are Things with Your Glaucoma?"

" Today How I Wish a Son of Old Aaron Could be a Son of Ol' Erin!"

"Erin Go Bragh-less, Please!"

"That's Not a Shalalee---THIS is a Shalalee!"

"Faith and Begora!! Someone Sat on My Fedora!!"

"I'll Take the High Road and You Go Into Politics".

"Forget the Blarney Stone, You Can Kiss This!"

" Little Andy Rooney"

"Sweet Rosie O' Palm"

"I'll Take You Home Again Kathleen---But for Chrissake, This Time Stay There!!"

"Faith and Begora, Someone Sat on My Fedora".

"Tis the last Rose of Summer and I Wish You'd Buy a Bar of Irish Spring"

"Since I Gave You That Ring, You've Been Wearin' the Green".

"Oh, Danny Boy, The Pipes, the Pipes are Giving Me a Goddamned Headache!"

"Screw the British!!"

"She May Be My Sweet Rosie O'Grady, But All My Friends Know Her as My Wild Irish Rose!"

Seriously, Happy St Patrick's Day to my Irish friends, may the road rise to meet you (without scarin' the bejeezus outta ya!)and may you get to Heaven an hour before the Tax Collector knows you're dead.