"State Prison Numbers Drop for First Time Since 1972"--seems that instead of returning to prison, many released prisoners found gainful employment on Wall Street.
"Hawaii Considers Law to Ignore Obama 'Birthers'"---That's not fair!!---I'm sure those doctors and nurses did a fine job!!
"Republicans Are Warming to Census ,Poll Discovers"--at last, some written material from the government they can understand!!
"Expert to Help Russians Fight Bathroom 'Stage Fright"---well, it'all very...HUH??!!
"President Obama fills out his bracket"---pretty cool!!-he gets to choose his own tax bracket??
"The president correctly picked the NCAA champ last year. Who is in his Final Four this year?"--I knew the guy had a talent for something!!
"Pakistani court charges five young Americans with terrorism"--this from the country partly behind 9/11 yet!!
"With most Iraq election votes counted, Allawi closer to Maliki"--well, they say politics make strange bedfellows.
"Attackers kill 12 in latest Nigeria fighting Riots in Uganda"---no comment here, other than Nigeria's president's actual name, hand to god, is --"Goodluck Jonathan"---so good luck, Goodluck!
"Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann photo op is priced at $10,000"---Both wearing I'm with Stupid T-Shirts.
"Vatican investigates visions of Virgin Mary in southern Bosnia 10 years ago"--Express doubt as Mary was on a melted cheese sandwich in Des Moines then.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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