Sabbath Sillies

--Okay, "Who put the Ram in the Lamba-Lamba Ding Dong"?--- isn't that kiddie porn?

-- I noticed a loyal fan at my few gigs was an entomologist---I aked him why---he said , "I love it when the fruit flies!"

-- According the the Department of Health, the 9th out of 10 most dangerous activities you can be engage in is "Approaching Sean Penn with a camera."

-- Sea World executives have still not settled on a proper punishment for Takealeakee for killing an employee---for now they just surround him and yell "Shamu on you!!"

--However, according to former Dream Team lawyer Robert Shapiro who has been retained by the mammal, "the creature is obviously not guilty, on the basis of the fact that in order to bolster his show biz resume and bona fides, he feels it incumbent to live up to the name Killer Whale every now and then."

--I understand that in Cirque de Soleil show "Beatles Love", the Octopus's Garden number features a chorus line of leggy, high-kicking ladies called The Oysterettes.

--I asked a single friend of mine why he watched the film Chicago over a hundred times. He said, "Well, it's got good dance and you can beat to it!"

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