*** Is it just me, but didya ever notice that when you go to insert a two-prong plug, 8 times out of 10 you'll fail on the first try because the prongs are in the reverse position?
*** I notice one of my racist redneck neighbor is improving since being forced by his boss to take "Race Sensitivity Classes"---I heard him say he repaired something on his car by Afro-American-rigging it".
*** One of the Psychiatrist's top-10 favorites: : Come to Me My Melancholia Baby
*** I think one of my neighbor's kids may not only be a ne'er do-well, but a pervert--he tried to start a business shining women's shoes.
*** Great! Well, I should be looking forward to some intense questioning-- that kid I was supporting for $20 a month in Africa years ago? ---yup, the Christmas Eve Airplane Bomber!
*** Now I got one of my nephews pissed at me---hey, I thought the Sweatshop was a great name for the chain of gyms he was hoping to succeed with in the third world.
*** Business week reports that Hyundai will soon be unveiling a new car specially made for nighttime driving the Moonlight Sonata.
*** Peaches and Herb are reportedly outraged that a Global-Warming Concern group has changed and used, in an ad, on of their hits to give a cautionary message: Ain't No Mountain Deep Enough, Ain't No Ocean High Enough.***
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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After taking Race Sensitivity classes, I told Danica that is actually is a pretty good driver.
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