What's News Pussycat??

"Attack on Cartoonist Linked to Terrorists"---what he was doing linked to the terrorists, we'll never know!

"Identical Twins Born in 2 Separate Decades"---no woman should have to suffer such labor!

"Remains of Century-Old Plane Found"---aside from the names on it, W. and O. Wright, authorities are so far stumped as to its origin.

"Obama Ties al-Qaida to Christmas Day Bomb Plot" ---Christmas Day Bomb Plot|? Are they talking about The Chimpmunks, The Squeak-uel?!

"Volcano Blast Sends Lava Toward Chimp Refuge"---Oh, that's startin' to get old already!!

"CNN executives have decided Kathy Griffin will NOT be getting a 2011 invite.
"She was a total embarrassment to the network that calls themselves 'The Most Trusted Name in News.'"---ya mean, "The "most trusted name in news " didn't get the news that Griffin's a notorious loose cannon?

"Bomb kills Iran nuclear physicist tied to Mousavi"---and I can tell ya, Mousavi didn't like it too much either!

"Iraq says explosives seized in security operation"---just by luck they towed a car away for illegal parking which was also loaded with TNT!

"China to look into AP report of cadmium in jewelry"---I guess they're the oriental Will Rogers--'All they know is what they read in American papers!'

Work begins on first planned Palestinian city---tentatively to be named "Tel-Aviv East".

UK moves to ban controversial Islamist group---what, Cat Stevens formed a band?

"Nigerians protest president's absence in capital"---whereas here we should protest the president's presence in capital!


"Haitians praise God after apocalyptic quake"--- okay, now ya gotta admit---that's faith!!