If the mass media news put one-tenth of the sponsor money they rake in keeping us infotained about Haiti toward relief efforts, ...well, just a crazy thought...
Obama says we're sending $100 million toward relief--- what, did Haiti win the Powerball?? I mean, gosh , could you spare it? We understand. It's the unspeakable creeps on Wall Street who get the 9-figure amounts!
May the lowest rings of hell be reserved for the ad men who came up with that commercial with babies, their mouths moving to give advice about investment.
Okay, I'm startin' to get sick of the expression "Do the math!"---often used to refer to situations that don't even involve arithmetic.
Do you notice that almost every business you call tells you to "Pay close attention. We have recently changed our menu."
I mean do they really think we've memorized their 'old menu'---you know, like knowing our own names? And they think we will be so shocked and flabbergasted by the 'new menu' that we need to calm down and "pay close attention"? Assholes!
What's with this selling gold crap and, incidentally, has anyone seen Gert Frobe lately??
I realized what a waste of time and energy it is making jokes about Sarah Palin when she does all the work for you nearly everytime she opens her mouth.
Libertarian---a Republican who likes to smoke pot and get laid.
Is it just me or is that Mickey Rourke playing Dog the Bounty Hunter too?
I wonder if Tracey Ullman, back on the air with a new show, might be a bit reluctant to have a cartoon segment added to her program?
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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I thought that I had some Old Gold to sell, but it turned out to be a pack of Chesterfields.
That's the butt of a joke!!
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