Bob Hope on Leno and O'Brien

Hey how' bout that NBC late night mess---ain't that wild??

Nah, NBC, Leno and O'Brien are really at odds---I haven't seen such three-way bashing since the Three Stooges!

I wouldn't say there's a lot of animosity over there, but Leno secretly booked Dick Cheney on Conan's show, complete with shotgun!

Nah, did ya see O'Brien saying that he refuse to move in order to preserve the "great institution of the Tonight Show" and hosts like Steve Allen, Paar, Carson and whoever that guy is who's been hosting the last 17 years!"

NBC's takin' a hard line---they told Conan that if he refused to move his show back, they'll put him in the 10 PM slot!

Nah, but NBC is humbly admitting that they may have made a mistake moving Leno to 10 PM in the first place, knowing he's be going up against "Ice Truckers" on the History Channel!

Speaking of ice truckers, there's rumors that Sarah Palin may be hired to fill the entire three-hour late night comedy slot, teaching a televised class on World History!

Nah, this is wild, it's really heatin' up between Jay and Conan--- O'Brien said the only reason Leno shakes hands with the audience before his monologue was to make sure they weren't carrying handguns!

Reportedly Conan also said that he enjoyed Leno's show much earlier when it was called "the Letterman Show"--- Letterman reportedly said "Look who's talking??" Steve Allen up here got a good chuckle outta all of 'em!

Leno's been firin' back---he graciously said that Conan does a good job for a guy who's been playing the part of a late-night host!

Leno also took a shot at O'Brien's sidekick, Andy Richter, calling him the "love child of Don Wilson and Ed McMahon"!

Meanwhile, the later guys Jimmy Fallon and Carson Daly have been pretty silent---maybe they 're tryin' to keep the fact that they have late night shows from the cost-conscious execs' attention!

Hmm---Carson Daly---that's probably what NBC wishes they had right now!!
I wouldn't say that Carson Daly's show comes on late at night, but it's being trounced in the ratings by the late Billy Mays infomercials!!
We got Mays up here---last time I heard a sound like that was when Jerry Colonna and Ethel Merman reached simultaneous climax!.

But don't believe those rumors that I once said, "When I go,NBC goes!!"--- strictly speaking, those weren't the exact words I used.


Thank you everybody!
Goodnight