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*** Crazy cousin Izzy claims he's a door-to-door Encyclopedic Memory salesman.

*** There's actually a famous restaurant called The Yearling in Cross Creek, Florida. This was the home of Marjorie Rawlins who wrote the famous tearjerker novel of the same name. Okay, a restaurant named after young deer that's shot dead. What do they serve there, Venison Burgers?.
While' we're at how 'bout Dahmer's Tasty Treats?
Or, The Donner Party Catering for Large Groups?

*** My uncle Murray who owned a demolition company was also a Greek Drama scholar---he called his business Edifice Wrecks.

*** These days the Golden Globe Awards is an interesting change---it's been a long time since the Foreign Press had anything nice to say about us, let alone give us awards!!