Krishna Morty Knows All...IS All and tells all

May the Divine strew petals of peace upon your toupee's and bleached hair!

Hey, everybody's auras look great tonight! (and pray with me for for redemption of the unfortunate young woman who offered Krishna Morty "aura sex" for $20---forgive her Buddha, for she knows not what she ...well, actually, she does know what she does and I can attest to that pers...uh-hm... she knows not that doing it is wrong---though again she apparently doesn't do it wron...ANYWAY!!

Krishna Morty, in accordance with the great spiritual traditions will not judge this woman---I have not walked a mile in her battery-operated twinkling shoes ---yet!! (Krishna Morty believes in experimenting!)
For it is written that "let he that has not sinned to get into the cast stow away the first casting couch"---Krishna Morty may have to check if that is correct!

This is all to say that Krishna Morty is not a Day at the Beach himself---well, maybe Omaha Beach, as I was often reminded by my beloved ex-Eternal Soulmate/ball and chain, Sylviadayenta. (Sadly it has been so long that Krishna M (Shout out to my posse!)has "known" (in the Bhagavad-Gita sense) a woman that he succumbed (a word that in this context sounds regrettable) to the charms of Aura Lee.

n this spirit of asking forgiveness Krishna Morty will confess to a night of debauchery recently that made those of Caligula seem like Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood. It was all capped by KM taking mushrooms.tThe next thing he knew he was doing the Can-Can at the Folies Bergere. hallucinating that Toulouse Latrec was looking up his dress and Nicole Kidman was inexplicably singing Elton John and Madonna songs!!songs

For despite what I might think, Krishna Morty is made of flesh and blood and in hard times , sometimes surrenders to the pleasures of the flesh and substances that make the world seem like, well, your average beer commercial!
But, the test of faith is to resist temptation.
I'm reminded of what Oscar Wilde (and was he ever) said, "I can resist everything except temptation"---but let us be mindful that Mr. Wilde was a wit and a wag (the dog!)who kept company with a famous nobleman and boxer, the Marquis of Holyfield, or something like that and through him fulfilled his great desire always to be on a Marquis
He also liked to aim his pungent wit at the painter Whistler and even his mother, saying things like "She's so old that she complained that the Big Bang awoke her from a nap!"

But Krishna Morty digresses---

I believe that one should always so no to drugs. I tried but they just lay there-- not a word by way of response!
Verily much I say to you "Reality is for people who can't face drugs"...or maybe I mean the opposite.
There is another path to serenity , peace and a feeling of unity and harmony with all nature...the Path leads to the ABC Liquor Store right down the...'
Nah, Krishna Morty kids!!
It is through bringing into your earthly vessel of clay the elixir, the Nectar of the all encompassing and shining spirit--this is what you must tap into---and it is available on tap or in bottles!

Hey, I've been great!!
Till next time, this is Krishna Morty saying "Till next time!"