*** Everyone’s a critic! Okay, my Windows are starting up with that familiar Overture note---but now the damn thing’s playing me off after 20 minutes!
*** A Biloxi sports manufacturing company is marketing athletic supporters for Southern athletes: The Dixie Cup.
*** One thing you can probably say about Einstein---when he told another woman his wife didn’t understand him, she could take that to the bank.
*** Well, another bank, Citicorp has bitten the dust---things are getting worse---someone saw Morgan Chase putting a For Sale Buy-Owner sign out in front.
*** In the World Series Yankee pitchers have hit so many Phillie batters that I heard a sportswriter has started a book about it: “Eight Men Knocked Out”!
The last time there was so much ‘chin music’ was when the Peiping Symphony Orchestra toured the country.
And those umpires have made some lousy calls---fine time for the ump watching the left field foul line to confess he’s dyslexic!
It's amazing that the Phillies have managed to win two games despite the fact that their "slugger" Ryan Howard has fanned a record 12 times. The last time I saw a guy stike-out that much was when he went to a singles bar wearing a "Down with Roe v.Wade" button.
*** The History, Discovery and Learning Channels have announced that, now that Halloween has passed, they will cease their seasonal programming and continue with their regular fare: ghosts, UFO’s, the Loch Ness Monster, demonic possession, crop circles……
*** Leno’s show is really going into the crapper---I read last week it was beaten in the Nielsen’s by Saved by the Bell reruns!
The One Liners #365
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