***Sign on a restaurant in town: "Potluck Special---All new waitresses."
***I wouldn't say I visited a sleazy website the the other days, but my mouse got venereal warts!
*** David Crosby's working title for his autobiography was "I Love Lucidity!"
*** I got turned down for a copy editor job---I though the job's only responsibility was to tell the writers to stop copying!!
*** True tales out of school: I actually heard one female student ask another, "Now why would you settle for a boy who was just "all that!", when you coulda had one who was all that "and a bag of chips!!"
*** If I here the word "faux" used one more time, I'm gonna faux up!
*** Not making this up---the elementary school where I live has a parking lot with only two entrances, both of which say, "Do Not Enter."
*** The Dalai Lama, suffering from abdominal distress, was released from the hospital after being treated with Haley's OM.
*** Vicky McCain defended VP choice Sarah Palin's alleged lack of experience in national security, by saying, 'she is governor of Alaska and that's right next to Russia!'---Oh, sorry, that wasn't a joke---she actually said that.
*** The Association of Hispanic Baseball Players is asking for the abolition of the term "clean-up man" as a demeaning stereoype.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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