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*** I googled in Sarah Palin, McCain's VP choice, and it answered, "Who?"

*** I've been having trouble with my wife in the sack---so I let her out!

***You gotta hand it to Flavor Flav---he really works 'round the clock!

*** I wanted to buy one of those magnet bracelets but they wouldn't let me charge it.

*** I bought some evaporated milk--the can was empty.

*** Not to be caught sleeping at the switch like the last time with Katrina, President Bush has ordered all TV's at the Crawford Ranch turned to the Weather Channel to watch Gustav for the duration of the storm.

*** Some Guru I have---Bernie Nirvana---he gets 10% of my good Karma.

*** There was a Chinese restaurant in Miami run by Cubans---an hour later you wanted to overthrow Castro!

*** Reports are that strong winds last week blew an Amtrak train back on the track!