*** I wasn't surprised to read that Truman Capote was reared in the South.
*** I just got satellite TV. It gets kinda boring though watching nonstop documentaries about Sputnik and Telstar.
*** Interesting bit of trivia: the working title for "A Nightmare on Elm Street" was "Freddie and the Dreamers."
*** Could it be that my having Type-O blood accounts for my frequent spelling errors?
*** While in Brooklyn I visited a tiny watch repair store that had been there forever. I went in and told the owner that I actually brought a watch in to be repaired 50 years before--after checking his records, he said, "It'll be ready tomorrow!"
*** After the Doobie Brothers refused to allow their song to be used in ads for the security firm Blackwater, none of the group members have been seen or heard from.
*** How unfair that that soldier was brought up on insubordination charges, just because he was suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder!
*** A Celebrity Roast for Bob Saget?? I mean, were any jokes at all really required??
*** An old school friend of mine is a big fan of those "Left Behind" books---he's still in the 4th grade!
*** As a writer I feel it's impertinent of my answering machine to tell me, "You have no message."
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
The most consistently funny post you've ever done!
Three chairs for Captain Harris!
Yeah, as Woody said, "when you want to catch me at my funniest, see me the night before my execution!"
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