Welcome back, Passing Waters!!!

Krishna Morty had originally planned to dispense more timeless wisdom today, but unfortunately, he called and said he didn't have the time.
In his place, he has asked that, again, the man who puts the genius in indigenius,
people Who Were Here First comic, Passing Waters!!
Since his first appearance last week, our office has been flooded with messages---we're still trying to get the smoke out, and sadly making arrangements for those who succumbed to fatal inhalation.
But SERIOUSLY, Here he is, direct from Azho tribe, and its Reservation/Gambling Casino, give it up ---an unfortunate things to say to Indians--- for PASSING WATERS!!

"Hey great audience----well, at least you haven't gotten your wagons in a circle yet!!(ba-doom)
--Wow, now I know how Custer felt!!(ba-doom)
--C'mon folks, I'm payin' Papoose support!!

-- Yesterday we passed around the peace pipe---we have fun, each person puts in some different "Great Spirit Enhancer" before passing the pipe along---by the time it got to me I was having visions of opening a Camp Goldberg, for Indian kids to go to!!
-- Last night my woman was complaining about how thin my wampum envelope was--- I suggested she ask her parents, nieces, nephews, cousins, uncles, aunts, grandparents and Spirits of Ancient Ancestors to move out already----she countered by attacking my sexual prowess---"You who release the arrow before the prey is fully targeted", she said.....I countered,
"And you with your yappin'!!" I countered. "I shoulda known what I was gettin' into when I took as my mate a woman named "Won't Shut Corn Meal Hole"!! --- She knocked me to my back and gave me a knee to the chest---I guess you could say she buried her knee in wounded heart! (ba-da-boom) Women, ya can't live with 'em and you can't bury them up to their necks in a red ant hill!" (cymbal)
-- No, my uncle Cuddles with Raccoons---we think he's crazy---he spends his day standing by the super-highway buying pottery, blankets wallets, and beads from tourists. He got into an altercation with one persistent customer after telling him repeatedly that he didn't have change of a clam shell!!
-- We have these Indians in our tribe called 'Contraries"---they crack us up with the way they do everything backwards---yunno, like the US government!!(rimshot)

-- Indian women today, though---so modern and independent---they forget ancient revered tradition --My nephew, Howling Gopher asked Graceful as Soaring Lark
(she' changing her name to Kayla Kline) to marry him, have five, maybe six papooses, make food and clean and mend clothes. She told him she will now call him He Who Whittles Spears Alone

Hey you guys have been honorable!!