Nitwits and Polyglots

There was a funny good ol' boy around here who used to keep his wife in stitches--until she had enough and called the cops!

Billy Joel was trashed by a NY Times fashion editor,who saw him at a formal event. He said Joel made a fool of himself wearing a "younger man's clothes".
Relatedly, a CEO of the now defunct Lehman Brothers has written a book trying to defend his reputation and that of his company "We Didn't Start the Firing".

I go to a doctor who has no malpractice insurance---you know he's gonna do a very careful job!

A friend of mine married a stripper, but it didn't last long---he said he was tired of seeing his wife flash before his eyes
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When exactly did The Simpson's become shills for Coca-Cola?? I mean, did the show's creators, on a 20-year run need the money?-is all hope gone?? What's next, Leno and Letterman appearing in a commercial together?.

Damn this technology---I tried to download Elvis' Return to Sender--my pc kept sending it back!!

After years of therapy , I realize the core of my problems: I was never able to live up to my parents' expectations of me-- they exected me to be both a doctor and a lawyer---that way I could defend myself in malpractice suits..