INFECTUS

Well, cousin Ariel is now a person of stage and screen---she was screened and found to be in Stage 2 of Hepatitis.

Well, now we know what Tim Tebow and his mom's controversial Super Bowl statement on abortion was: if your mother decides against having an abortion while carrying you,well, thank her with a violent open field tackle! I mean, is it just me, but what the hell did that even mean? What did they think it meant? I must lie down.

Angelina Jolie Is Heading to Haiti-- what can ya say, the woman's a saint. Now...if they could only find--- is a couple asking too much?... good films for her to star in, where she's not wearing outfits and make-up that make N'Avi in Avatar look like Sissy Spacek!!

Insights:
I find women's reaction to "bald" men interesting. I guess it's either : a) turned off by semi-bald men or b) hot for totally bald men. Is it women's way of saying---"Hey!! I say pick the way you want your head to look and go with it! I mean either grow your lost hair back (not likely), get a friggin' rug!!--or shave it all off and show you're a realistic man of decision, a man who gets what he wants, not a simpering milquetost!!"

As for me, I still have all my hair---and don't think barbers and customers didn't think it odd that I collected all my cuttings since I was a kid.
I am donating it in my will to NASA so they can use it to block the hole in the ozone layer.

Here's my problem:-I know what my path is---it's just that it's been blocked with Orange Cones and Bob's Barricades.

Heres' a bit of irony: Al Jolson's great-great grandson has been signed to do the Larry Parks Story on stage.

Speaking of the old-time greats, many people probably know that Eddie's last name comes from, as many Jews did back then, from a functionary of the synangogue---I guess we're lucky that the entertainer we know from such signature songs as "Ida" and "If You Knew Suzie" 's name is not Eddie Foreskincutter