As My Kazoo Gently Toots

There have been a number of tragic high-speed car collisions into Toyota dealerships reported, as drivers attempt to bring in their cars back for repair.


Harris's Cyber Link Availability Rule-- The speed with which you will be able to find a given link on a web site is in inverse proportion to it as a basically important, primary necessity for navigating said website, i.e., If you go to a college website you will have the devil's own time finding such basics as, Courses available, school calendar, tuition fees, etc. Conversely , links to all manner of secondary and tertiary trifles are all over the place.

News in tinselstown is that Miss Piggy and Kermit are splitsville--- he complained of her "Hogging the spotlight".

Well, looks like my reputation's preceding me---the police say I'm a "person of interest".

We have a weird dog named Tandy---she's precocious, but weird!!
Take commands:

We tell her to rollover---she's on the line to her broker telling him to double up on her investments.

We tell her to play dead---she demands violin accompaniment.
She let some local four-legged Lothario take her out drinking---She always falls for his line, "Hey, baby, you may have had your shots, but now it's time for a few boosters.

She insists on seeing only female vets and only ones that won't make her get on the scale.
She learned how to beg by watching me in the bedroom.

That's unfortunately where she learned to chew on bones.