WTF?????

"Bible codes found on military weapons (AP)" January 20, 2009:

This is wrong on so many levels, but I will list the " The Top A-M" reasons:

M) Sermon on the Mount now about positioning of assault weapons.

L) New Tom Hanks production: "Band of Jesuit Brothers" ,

K) Oh, Oh,so now it's "Praise the lord on the ammunition"?

J) Onward Christian Soldiers replaces Marine Hymn

I) Gives a whole new meaning to "Christian canons"!

H) Violates Separation of Church and Carnage doctrine.

G) The Vatican will be issuing Papal Bullets.

F) Hymn changed to "Rocka Mah Soul in the Bosom of Lockheed-Martin"



E) When was Pat Robertson secretly made Secretary of Defense?

D) Newly manufactured bullets dubbed "Full Metal Vestments".

C) New film sequel Rambo: Dispenser of God's Love"

B) "Court Martial" name changed to "Excommunication".

And the Letter A reason this is so wrong:

The Gospel of George Patton inserted in Bible.