I'll have a LGBT on Toast

*** A man who wrote an Open Letter to Obama was arrested by the Secret Service for opening the president's mail.

*** My poor cousin, aspiring actress Ariel---she got axed from a film playing an extra in a crowd scene---seems she couldn't commit "toy boat... rhubarb" to memory.

*** Special relief ambassador to Haiti George Bush was told people wanted to know "Should we send them food, water, blankets??"
Bush said "Send 'em cash!!"
Analysts pointed out that, as most of the banks and check cashing businesses in Haiti were leveled, the cash thing was probably not a good idea.

*** So Obama couldn't even successfully endorse a Democrat in MASSACHUSETTS running for TED KENNEDY'S SEAT!!.
Next time he should try something a little harder, like helping Tiger Woods get women.

*** Ya can't beat the weather here in North Florida the last three weeks---you have your choice of clear skies and Arctic temperatures, or mild temperatures and occasional monsoons!

*** David Letterman wasted little time jumping into the NBC late night fray--Letterman , in so many words, called Leno a phony and a weasel, Leno retaliated with jokes about Letterman's philandering, and O'Brien bashed Leno while saving most of his wrath for NBC---which all three basically agreed was run by men whose brains would probably be rejected by babboons.

*** I read that when James Cameron got his Golden Globe for Avatar, he hollered, "King of Pandora!!"