Mess Texturing

*** I saw a picture of my inner child on a milk carton.

*** Florida's great---everything's in the 80's---temperatures, ages, IQ's...

*** My son older son has a strict standard in the women he dates---three tattoo minimum!.
One of them took him home to meet her Madam..
One of them had a Norton Anti-Virus patch on her arm.

*** I must say it was a surprise to see Paul McCartney show up at the Golden Globes with his date,Yoko Ono!.
Julia Roberts looked like a giggly teeny-bopper sitting next to him at the ceremonies---for that matter, so did Ryan Seacrest.

*** Reportedly NBC told the exiting Conan O'Brien that they'll keep him from being viewed on TV for three years---kinda like their prime time schedule.

*** You can tell that George Bush is taking his newly Obama-appointed role of supervising Haiti Relief seriously---he was wearing his smirk at half-mast..

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