*** I read in a book about the 2008 presidential campaighn that Bristol Palin's Secret Service code name was Alaskan Crabs.
*** A Republican's a guy, who,if he had an epiphany, would copyright and market it.
A Democrat would de-"ecstasize" it to the point where it wouldn't offend his rich supporters.
*** Crazy Uncle Izzy might be onto something this time---he invented a combination remote control/reading glasses/lighter/ car-keychain so people can save time looking for just one thing instead of four!
*** The emergency response to Haiti, from the US and the UN mostly, has seemed a bit, shall we say, less than expeditious---can it be Mike "your doin' a heckuva job" Brown has found a new position?---could explain why a mass shipment of Clydedales arrived yesterday.
*** I read that in an early draft of Avatar, Cameron's female protagonist had a promiscuous past and was commonly known as Pandora's Box.
*** I couldn't help notice at the SAG Awards that Kate Hudson's gown plunged in the back nearly to her "quarter slot"-- I wasn't prepared to read the next day she had inadvertently worn the thing backwards
*** I've only just learned of the embarrassment niece Sultrina caused the family at Christmas time--seems after waiting patiently in line at the department store,she gave Santa a lap dance.
*** Yunno, aside from the fact that he's a loud, pompous, arrogant, condescending, backwoods-homily-spouting huckster--I really like Dr. Phil. ***
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
If Kate Hudson had worn her dress in the correct direction, we would have seen her fifty-cent pieces.
LOL with Jack!!
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