That's OIL folks!!

*** Variety reports a new film in the works about twins who are cannibals: Dahm and Dahmer..

*** Hey, you have to applaud the efforts of health professionals to bring relief to Haiti, but Chiropractors Without Borders?


*** Three Questions: What's with this "Obama Wants Moms to Go Back to School" ad all over the Internet?
I mean, is some Internet education scam allowed to invoke the President's name for an ad??
If so, is the President getting royalties?

Which begs the question: what enterprise would be sufficiently self-destructive as to use him as good reference to sell its line of BS?
(Hey, wait, I think I just answered my own question!!)

*** Speaking of which, I love that reassuring message often found on one come-on after another: "As Seen on TV!!"---I mean, there's an ironclad guarantee of honesty!


*** My lady and I recently celebrated 16 years together without benefit of caterer!!

*** I don't know---I always felt Porky Pig got a raw deal from Warner Bros.---it wasn't bad enough he was a stuttering pig? They hadda name him Porky, too??!!
Maybe that's why he stuttered! We'll never no what that poor swine suffered being taunted and tormented for being the fat pig on the block!