*** I'm working on a screenplay about a man who hacks into his neighbors' computers to snoop on what's going on in their lives---it's called Rear Windows.
*** My younger son's puttin on some extra pounds--- I used to feel the sun rose and set on him---now I'm afraid he'll rise and sit on me.'
*** I could feel my wife moving under me last night. I shouted from upstairs, "Hey!! Can you do your packing a little quieter??!!"
*** Yeah, the cold weather's back--- Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are wearing panties again!
*** Reportedly Brad Pitt and Anjela Jolie are splitsville--- Sources say that Brad thought Angela was giving him "too much lip!!". Now comes the battle for the children, with Jolie, according to reports asking for custody of the African continent!
*** Well, the cold weather's back---time for my wife to snatch the covers off me again and throw them over the plants!
*** White House insiders are reporting that in his State of the Union address, President Obama will push for higher and/or lower taxes, increased and/or decreased spending,
war and/or peace with a withdrawal schedule, and also ask for a bus schedule so he can blow town!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
I'm waiting for the head of the grocery store chain to give the "State of the Grand Union" address.
You're the best!!
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